Hiiiiiii!!!!!! Hiyahiyihiyahiyahiya!!!!!!!! My name's Max!!! What's your name??? I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you!!!!!!! Am I a good boy? Huh? Huh?? Am I am I???
My lil' bro Bubba Cat wrote yesterday's check-in, so I wanted a turn today! Actually he's older but I'm bigger! Well, barely. He's real tired from yesterday's excitement so he slept all day. I'll put up a picture in the comments! Sometimes when he sleeps on the back of the couch like that I jump on him. Haha! But not today, cos I'm a good boy and I'm gonna write a check-in! I don't know how to use a computer though. Or read or write. Or speak English. So I'm wearing my letterman's jacket to make me smart. The only problem is that it doesn't have any letters on it. Not yet, anyway. Partly because we don't do that in Australia. And partly because I didn't go to school. Well, I went to puppy school for a while. I got the lowest grade in the whole class!! Yeah!! I know how to sit but I don't understand stay. Because why would I stay here if you're there? I thought we were mates! So if you're going over there I wanna come too! Yeah!! Ok, here I come!! I'm a good boy!!
Whatdja do today everybody?? Didja get your exermacises done?? Or didja take your good naps?? My mumma and I went to the park and walked around the lake! It was 4 km! With my real mumma too, not my fake mumma, Mumma Lynna. She's ok in a pinch though, but she's just not the real deal. There were lots of other puppy dogs there and I got to sniff them and I got lots of pats too. I wagged my tail so good. I wagged my whole body!! It was a great workout for my obliques!! Then I came home and jumped on the bed! Haha! Boy mum didn't like that! Cos when we went to the lake I got all covered in mud! Haha! But then she made me have a bath! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! That was almost worse than coronavirus!!! I hope you guys don't have to have baths after your workouts! And then afterwards I put my letterman's jacket on to keep warm cos I got kinda chilly and took my good naps and had good snugs.
OMG OMG OMG there's some kids outside walking their dogs HEY! HEY! HEY! MY NAME'S MAX!! I LIVE HERE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME!! HEY! HEY! ahhh gosh darn it, they walked off. I just like to greet my friends!
Anyway Mumma Lynna went for a run tonight and she didn't take me cos she says I'm not a good runner dog and anyway I can't run as far as her and I like to stop and sniff everything and then she was gonna run 10 km but then the road was closed cos they're doing construction so she had to take a detour but then that added 2 extra kilometres so actually she had to run 12 km and she came home and was very tired and hungry and thirsty and said well if we have a lockdown at least she won't have to run that far. Mumma Lynna says lots of stuff is being shut down tomorrow, like pretty much everything except the dog food store is being shut down tomorrow, because too many people were poo-poo heads and didn't quarantine themselves when they came home from overseas like they were supposed to and then they gave coronavirus to everybody and now the government has to be meanie-poos and shut down all the businesses and make everybody stay home. But I don't see why anybody would be upset about this cos now everybody has to stay home with their puppers all day!! Yeah!!
I can't wait to stay home with my mummas and eat all the food! I think we should go buy some food before we get totally locked down! Let's see...I think I we should buy steaks, and t-bones, and z-bones, and g-bones, and pork chops, and lamb chops, and the deli section, and a flock of chickens. And that's just for tomorrow! Whatdja have to eat today guys?? I had dog food! Yeah!! And the cat didn't even get any! Haha!
Well guys, I'm tired so I'm gonna go have my good naps and snugs! It's been a full day of walking around the lake and taking a bath and snoozles! Laterzzz!!
Extra Credit Ghosting: Sunday, 22 March
Hiiiiiii!!!!!! Hiyahiyihiyahiyahiya!!!!!!!! My name's Max!!! What's your name??? I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you!!!!!!! Am I a good boy? Huh? Huh?? Am I am I???
My lil' bro Bubba Cat wrote yesterday's check-in, so I wanted a turn today! Actually he's older but I'm bigger! Well, barely. He's real tired from yesterday's excitement so he slept all day. I'll put up a picture in the comments! Sometimes when he sleeps on the back of the couch like that I jump on him. Haha! But not today, cos I'm a good boy and I'm gonna write a check-in! I don't know how to use a computer though. Or read or write. Or speak English. So I'm wearing my letterman's jacket to make me smart. The only problem is that it doesn't have any letters on it. Not yet, anyway. Partly because we don't do that in Australia. And partly because I didn't go to school. Well, I went to puppy school for a while. I got the lowest grade in the whole class!! Yeah!! I know how to sit but I don't understand stay. Because why would I stay here if you're there? I thought we were mates! So if you're going over there I wanna come too! Yeah!! Ok, here I come!! I'm a good boy!!
Whatdja do today everybody?? Didja get your exermacises done?? Or didja take your good naps?? My mumma and I went to the park and walked around the lake! It was 4 km! With my real mumma too, not my fake mumma, Mumma Lynna. She's ok in a pinch though, but she's just not the real deal. There were lots of other puppy dogs there and I got to sniff them and I got lots of pats too. I wagged my tail so good. I wagged my whole body!! It was a great workout for my obliques!! Then I came home and jumped on the bed! Haha! Boy mum didn't like that! Cos when we went to the lake I got all covered in mud! Haha! But then she made me have a bath! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! That was almost worse than coronavirus!!! I hope you guys don't have to have baths after your workouts! And then afterwards I put my letterman's jacket on to keep warm cos I got kinda chilly and took my good naps and had good snugs.
OMG OMG OMG there's some kids outside walking their dogs HEY! HEY! HEY! MY NAME'S MAX!! I LIVE HERE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME!! HEY! HEY! ahhh gosh darn it, they walked off. I just like to greet my friends!
Anyway Mumma Lynna went for a run tonight and she didn't take me cos she says I'm not a good runner dog and anyway I can't run as far as her and I like to stop and sniff everything and then she was gonna run 10 km but then the road was closed cos they're doing construction so she had to take a detour but then that added 2 extra kilometres so actually she had to run 12 km and she came home and was very tired and hungry and thirsty and said well if we have a lockdown at least she won't have to run that far. Mumma Lynna says lots of stuff is being shut down tomorrow, like pretty much everything except the dog food store is being shut down tomorrow, because too many people were poo-poo heads and didn't quarantine themselves when they came home from overseas like they were supposed to and then they gave coronavirus to everybody and now the government has to be meanie-poos and shut down all the businesses and make everybody stay home. But I don't see why anybody would be upset about this cos now everybody has to stay home with their puppers all day!! Yeah!!
I can't wait to stay home with my mummas and eat all the food! I think we should go buy some food before we get totally locked down! Let's see...I think I we should buy steaks, and t-bones, and z-bones, and g-bones, and pork chops, and lamb chops, and the deli section, and a flock of chickens. And that's just for tomorrow! Whatdja have to eat today guys?? I had dog food! Yeah!! And the cat didn't even get any! Haha!
Well guys, I'm tired so I'm gonna go have my good naps and snugs! It's been a full day of walking around the lake and taking a bath and snoozles! Laterzzz!!