So, I got this crazy idea to go for a run today early in the morning, although I usually workout in the evenings. Why you ask? Actually, I rarely go for a run because I don't like it, I prefer swimming instead. Well, I thought if I go for an early run I'll make sure my day can't get any worse than it started.😅

Naturally, I thought if I did it in the morning, I could get away with it before my brain figures out what I'm doing. But, I was wrong. 🙄

Oh, and the discussion inside me, omg...

Brain: Are we being chased?

Me: No.

Brain: Are we chasing someone?

Me: No.

Brain: So, why going so fast?

Me: Because we like to eat, a lot.

Brain: I will make you pay.😈

Me: ????

Lunges: We're burning in rage.

Feet: We're turning to 10 kg weights this second.

Bladder: Needs to pee.

Legs: Starting to hurt in random places.

Head: Pony-tail is too jumpy.

Stomach: Too hungry, ergo cramping.

Booty: Losing your shorts. 😲

Me: Ok, I'm going home to eat and pee while in the shower. EveryBodyPart happy?

Brain: Victory...Hmmm, Workout Complete.😎

And that is why I like swimming better.🤪 So, for the rest of my vacation, I will just breathe. Ok, maybe I'll blink here and there. 😇